Tag: youtube

one of those moments which would have gone viral

I’ve heard that there actually are people who only do things if they can take a photo of it or video it in order to publish it on social media. I’m not one of those people, which is why I just went to the bathroom without taking a camera with me. Which is why I am not at this moment the latest youtube wonder.

I reached for the toilet paper. And suddenly froze. Right there on top of the roll was a spider! I used to be terrified of spiders, but I’ve come a long way so I went right ahead and started to pull the paper out. And the spider started to move backwards in order to stay on top of the roll. Which means that I had just turned a roll of toilet paper into a spider treadmill!

It was so funny that I just kept on pulling more paper out, but after about 10 seconds the spider decided to step out. Can’t blame it, running on a treadmill is so boring! Except, of course, when the treadmill is a roll of TP and the running is done by a spider!

*The best videos in life tend to be the ones which never become videos.

how dare they??! (aka Green Porno!)

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IMG_1114A couple of years ago I was lucky enough to get front-row seats for Isabella Rossellini‘s hilarious (and VERY educational!!) Green Porno show. Isabella walked on stage holding a magnificent bouquet of flowers. Which, as she pointed out, can be used to decorate churches or other places of worship – despite the fact that their genitals are in full, garish view! Really, flowers are just porn on stems!

Green Porno is also available as short little video films on youtube. You’ll probably end up watching them all, which is good for you, because you’ll learn more than you ever did in your biology classes at school!! In fact, I think Green Porno videos should be mandatory at schools everywhere, not only because they contain so much factual information on biology and reproduction, but also because they could be used as a funny and thought-provoking stepping stone into sex education.

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